Mapronis X

Posted in
04.57
Definisi mapronis X :

  • kumpulan mahluk makhluk matang berhati baja, bermata baja dan berotak baja,
  • makhluk hidup yang punya hobi ngoleksi klien, ngoleksi hpp, sama ngoleksi revisian laporan.
  • Kumpulan makhluk hidup yang terjebak dengan jadwal kuliah dan ujian yang random, abusrd, abstrak. jadwal kuliah dan ujian yang bisa dari pagi sampai siang, bisa dari pagi sampai sore, pagi sampai malam, atau pagi ketemu pagi lagi
  • Kumpulan makhluk hidup dengan kumpulan khayal khayal babu dan imajinasi liarnya (ok kalau yang ini sih definisi saya)
  • Kumpulan makhluk hidup yang berasal dari berbagai macam kota dan suku bangsa di Indonesia dengan kota Muara Teweh sebagai leadernya
  • Terakhir, Makhluk hidup yang lagi belajar untuk mengerti, memahami, berempati, dan mencintai :3 #cuh

(ini gatau juga dah nulis apaan. edisi kangen mapronis gara-gara liburan hahaha)

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New template broh !

Posted in
04.06
Akhirnya ganti template baru setelah bertahun tahun pakai template blog yang lama, demi membasmi semboyan ‘be smart, be you, be a good lalala’ di header blog lama yang menjadi bahan bully-an semena-mena oleh makhluk macam ka su, ka ci, embah dan maknyak –“

biar sahih alamat blognya di ganti di juga, berhubungan isi blog ini yang semakin random semakin absurd, alamat blog lama yang www.cewe-moslem.blogspot.com terlalu berat tanggung jawabnya broh. bhahaha

By the way, welcome to my new template blog !
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melting :')

Posted in
06.28
nemu ini dari fb temen. its too sweet too handle :')





A Non Muslim went to a Sheikh and asked the following questions;

Non-Muslim: Why is it not permissible in Islam for a woman to shake hands with a man?

Sheikh: Can you shake hands with Queen Elizabeth?

Non-Muslim: Of course not, there are only certain people who can shake hands with Queen Elizabeth.

Sheikh: Our Women are Queens, and Queens do not shake hands with strange men.

Non-Muslim: Why do your Girls cover up their body?

The Sheikh smiled and got two sweets, he opened the first one and kept the other one closed, He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked the Non-Muslim;

Sheikh: If you’re to take one of the sweets which one will you choose?

Non-Muslim: The covered one.

Sheikh: That’s how we treat and see our women, Women should not be like the Moon which everyone can see and admire, they should be like the Sun which makes the viewers lower their gaze.

Subhan'Allah..

My Dear sisters,
With your beauty, you are better than the sun; with your morals you are more sublime than musk; with your modesty you are nobler than the full moon; with your compassion you are more beneficial then rain.
So preserve your beauty with faith, your tranquility with contentment and your chastity with Hijab.
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